Oh no, nice try, but I'm clever enough not to touch that tripwire.
Anyway, what's really important, aside from all that careful planning and list-making shit—as if I could believe for a single, naive second that you've given them up—is a promise to do something nice for yourself.
So, since I'm so fucking thoughtful you know, I wanted to check in and see what the progress is.
[Completely above the board and for no other reason at all, obviously. And if you believe that kind of birdshit, she has a bridge to sell too.]
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Anyway, what's really important, aside from all that careful planning and list-making shit—as if I could believe for a single, naive second that you've given them up—is a promise to do something nice for yourself.
So, since I'm so fucking thoughtful you know, I wanted to check in and see what the progress is.
[Completely above the board and for no other reason at all, obviously. And if you believe that kind of birdshit, she has a bridge to sell too.]